Abstract Word Collage

This article is meant to be a documentation of abstract thoughts. This article has strong language and appropriates the work of other people as it records the train of thought going through social media and internet posts. Names have either been changed or blacked out to protect the privacy of these creators. Made by Melisa Cordova.

56 % 22 : 39 PM

Message request from Youi93.

Accept or deny?

little mochi

OMSGSHAHAIQIAHBSHSJSJSNSNSN

the king

we’ve talked about this I can’t understand gibberish

little mochi

HE MESSAGE ME OMG HAHA I THINK HE MSAAAGED ME FR ANS

I DONT KNOW WHAH TO DO

the king

as in him? the photographer?

little mochi

oh umm idk DO U KNOW ANOTHER ONE

the king

no but . . . that’s weird why would he message you?

 

64 % 19 : 58 AM

 

Singapore I smell tea

Hoe _ for _ tea ^ ^ bitch, that’s coffee

 

40 % 29 : 36 PM

 

BFF

Go off

You

I feel better being girlfriend free

BFF

You are so happy today

You

Is that bad?

BFF

No, it’s good compared to yesterday

BFF

What were you thinking

You

Hakuna Matata

You

Leave me in the past

 

BFF

Are you high?

You almost died yesterday

You

Yes And I didn’t

 

50 % 19 : 52 PM

 

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JiJi He likes me ! !

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Pizzakings awwwwww

Dumbpwrson wait hes gay?

Fam of the people whose asking if he’s gay, clearly yall have the IQ of a peanut

DoYou are they dating ??

 

48 % 22 : 22 PM

” It’s Kookie ! ! ! ! ”

Who the fuck is Kookie?

” Okay? ”

” No, it’s not okay. Kookie will tell Mimi and she will get mad at me. ”

” Umm. ”

” Answer for me ! ! ! Please. Say I got kidnapped by a unicorn because I stole their magic horn. “

Ringtone

Do not disturb turned on

 

Modern Adult

@ adultproblem

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades

 

Nappi 석진바라기 7

@ powernappi

And if you’re a college student, you’re afraid to check both

 

76 % 23 : 21 PM

 

❤️🧡💛die in a ditch

🗿dick

👙fucker

🕯ass

😆💗😏Fuck off

⛔️like

👌🍆⚡️Big dick energy

💗💕💖asshole

🍑💕💓step on a lego

🤧🔥👊stfu you fucker

👨‍🦳cock

🐸👊🔥fuck me

 

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BFF

then when I got bored of reading and asked what 2nd grade was like and you said ‘ shove a dick down your throat ‘

Me

I wanted you to stop talking. what else was I supposed to say

BFF

‘ please quiet down. It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I like silence more, so please be a good friend and fucking sew your lips shut. ‘ is better

Me

wtf no

Me

Shove a dick down your throat was simpler and got the point across just fine

BFF

ig

BFF

I can’t believe you didn’t like me at first though like wth? I was shocked because everyone likes me? I’m adorable?

 

He continued on. Stabbing my eyes with his eyeliner pencil. Practically forcing tears out of my eyes as he ran it along the bottom line. If pain is beauty, I don’t mind being ugly.

31 % 12 : 31 PM

But, now, it was way more than that. Even the word love couldn’t describe what they had. Adoration, admiration, affection, attraction, infatuation, love, lust-it was all in one, perhaps even to a larger extent.

He didn’t specifically remember the moment he fell. It just gradually happened as they met up at the most random places on their duty. He remembers when his heart swelled seeing the adorable smile of a demon.

He couldn’t even believe someone as beautiful as he could be a demon. He remembers when his stomach dropped seeing …. get pushed by an impure soul. He remembers his chest fluttering with butterflies when … kissed him after they hadn’t seen each other in a week. He remembers his body tingling with affection seeing …. try and help a baby find his parents.

 

23 % 11 : 45 PM

” What? No, I didn’t. “ #1 frowns.

” I’m telling you, man. “ #2 says, nodding his head to himself. ” The only people I ever asked to dance for me were strippers. You asked him to dance for you someday which people only ask strippers to do, which concludes to the fact that you made him feel like a shameless slut. ”

#1’s eyes widen, #2 had a point. Well, at least #1 think #2 does. ” Oh my Gosh. What have I done? What should I do? “

” I have two options for you. “ The younger removes his hand from the older, grabbing his burger once again. ” One, you look for him and apologies. Or two, you help him embrace himself as a body selling whore. ”

” Well, the choice is simple in this situation. “

 ” Yup. “ #2 nods. They both speak their words at the same time.

” I’ll apologies to him. “

 ” You help him become a whore – “

” It seems we both were in different chapters. “ The younger superhero mumbles, taking a bite out of his chili burger.

 

11 % 9 : 43 AM

http

ugh, but I did something so embarrassing because of this.

daddy

oh shit. what’d you do ?

did you sapnu puas ? ?

http

what ? ? ?

what’s a sapnu puas

daddy

flip your phone around, genius.

http

no ! what the fuck ?

I didn’t send nudes ? ?

daddy

you said something embarrassing so . . .

 

 

47 % 7 : 52 AM

 

” Kinky ? What’s that ? “ They both turn to the boy, my mother raising a hand to cover her mouth.

” You’re . . . You’re so innocent.” she lets out. ” How have you gotten yourself involved with someone like them. “ She makes a pointed look at her kid, my mouth opening in shock as I raise my hands in defense.

” What t — “

 

39 % 20 : 23 PM

 

 

group chat ‘Jesus please pay for my sins

Me

I’m in a crisis

Crazyk

you put yourself in that crisis

BFF

who says ‘ out kink’?

Me

GUYS PLEASE

Me

IT’S YOUR FAULT

Me

YOU TOLD ME TO TEXT YOU CAUSE U LOST UR PHONE AND I DID

Me

NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

Sane

why were you texting my lover ‘ fuck me, daddy ‘

Crazyk

um our lover you burnt olive

Sane

how do you burn an olive ?

BFF

if you cook the olive on a pizza and leave it in for too long I guess it could be burnt

BFF

also

BFF

jealous~

Crazyk

I’m not jealous fuck you

Me

GUYS

 

29 % 11 : 34 AM

 

” So what I’m hearing is; I am legitimately the only straight one “ my BFF repeats making me actually appreciate their constant need for attention, I didn’t want this to be a big deal and they are stealing the limelight.

Aaaaaaaaand, cutie was giggling again.

” Hold up, me and pumpkin never told anyone we were together ? ” mamabear proposed their question actually very damn valid.

” You all seem to think I’m a lot sillier than I really am. Seriously guys? cutie you sleep in the same bed as (YN), and not to be stereotypical but you’re you and they are them. Plus, I was peeking at cutie’s phone when we were hanging out and uhh (YN)’ s name is under a questionable title. Pumpkin, you don’t need to look at mamabear’s ass every time they cook a meal okay? And dumedume, we share a room hun, I can smell your partner all over you. “

That was all well said to be honest.

Though I really do want to fucking know what my name is under on cutie’s phone; but I really appreciate how observant my BFF has actually been.

” Can we backtrack a lot further? A lot just happened with one question” dumedume pleaded, seriously looking a little distressed. It was funny how concerned and confused they seemed.

” They are fucking. These two are fucking and eventually, you two will be fucking. Caught up yet? ” BFF grins as mamabear mutters a ‘ language ’ under their breath.

” But this stays in this room guys. No one can know that basically this whole fucking band is questionably queer “ pumpkin insists loudly. “ I’m being serious. All of you be safe and quiet about it. But be happy, don’t let any panic or shit get to you. “

” Aww, now we’re all bloody inspired “ BFF blurt out in the most pathetic British accent.

” Did you just . . . . was that a . . . “

” Maze Runner reference yes. Any of that cast can fuck me up and I would not compla. . . . I might not be as straight as I thought. Or I’ve just drank too much. ”

BFF. Just. BFF.

 

83 %

 

Me

ur feeling better right

ansr

BFF

I actually get sicker every time u text

Me

lies

ur gonna be in tomorrow, right?

BFF

let me sleep

go eat lunch or smth it’s that time isn’t it

Me

didn’t bring a lunch

BFF

buy smth

Me

don’t have money on me

BFF

I swear

TWO HOURS LATER

Me

you’d love them, tho, they seem like a huge fan of Worldwide Handsome

BFF

hey, just cuz Kim Seokjin is the love of my life doesn’t mean I would get along w / all his fans

Me

u kinda have to don’t u. I mean u practically lead his fan club

BFF

oh shut up ur a fan too

Me

At least I don’t have a shirt with his face on it

BFF

wth u bought that for me

Me

that’s cuz u added it to ur amazon Wishlist don’t turn this against me

BFF

whtyr u afjdslae

Me

what

BFF

sry I sneezed loool

 

” If you want, you can start looking through one of the other books and write stuff down. We’re gonna have to include examples and explanations and all that fun stuff, so if there are any of the basic geometrical concepts you don’t entirely recall, maybe you should read over those first. You know, to refresh your memory. ”

” Right . . . “ Jim started uncertainty at the books. ” Refresh my memory . . . “

” . . . what’s wrong ? ”

” Remember how I told you I suck at math ? ”

There was a long stretch of silence. A distant cough could be heard across the library.

” You don’t know anything, do you . . . “

” I think I know what a circle looks like. Does that count ? “

 

 

51 % 11 : 27 AM

 

” Watch what you say, your in school ! “ the teacher strictly stated.

” Mr.Yeon, my crush must be made of Fluorine, lodine, and Neon. Cause damn that son of a bitch is F-I-Ne. “

a paused waiting for a response ” . . . extra credit ? “

” Get the hell out of my class. ” the teacher responded not at all happy with the chemistry joke.[1]

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JiJi So I was talking with this guy and he called me grandpa

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3 SECONDS AGO

 

chubbychim I’m guessing their name starts with F and ends with U

JiJi @ chubbychim u guessed right

yourjustin because u r one

JiJi @ yourjustin is this your way of calling me a daddy ? ?

yourjustin @ JiJi how did u even think

yourjustin @ JiJi you know what ? ? never mind

JiJi @ yourjustin : )

 

TWO HOURS LATER

 

chubbychim @ hope is trying to be that relatable fan

hope @ chubbychim OH HI

chubbychim wait everyone is here except @ dfordck

dfordck @ chubbychim I don’t comment

chubbychim @ dfordck then on whose do u comment ?

dfordck @ chubbychim yours only

chubbychim @ dfordck AW < 3

dfordck @ chubbychim but u haven’t posted anything so I guess I’ll wait . . . ?

chubbychim @ dfordck IM GONNA GO POST ALREADY

yourjustin @ chubbychim wow that wiped man

 

FOUR HOURS LATER

 

dfordck u cute

chubbychim @ dfordck I’m blushing ! ! ! !

hope u cute

chubbychim @ hope thx : )

disastrous @ hope the disrespect

hope @ disastrous I already gave up

hope @ disastrous I think I like girls

hope @ disastrous have you seen @ y/n‘s account ? ? ? ? u should check it out ! ! ! !

disastrous @ hope we all have that stalker friend

Y/N @ hope i like stalkers

hope @ y / n I like u

disastrous @ hope @ y / n that escalated quickly

yourjustin hey u nice keep going

 

15 %

 

! NOT A DRILL !

 

FUCK

GUYS

I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD MY MOM ABOUT THIS STORY AND I WILL FUCKING CRY IF SHE FINDS IT

I LITERALLY ACCIDENTALLY TOLD HER WHAT IT WAS

HOW

SHE TRICKED ME I SWEAR

 

 

FUCKFUCKFUCK

FUCK

 

 

 

Her when she heard that I wrote this:

 

MAKE IT STOP

HELP

 

 

TWENTY FOUR HOURS LATER

 

My mom just walked in my room and said the meme that I put in the last update:

 

 

 

 

Not surprised

 

But she found my story

” okay ! I’m off to dance practice ! keep the house save while I’m gone, will you ? “

” oh i was just planning on lighting a fire and cutting up the furniture, but now my plans are cancelled i see”

54 % 1 : 52 AM

21 Comments

jimin’s request left yoongi in a close case to insanity. his palms were sweaty, his heart was beating loud and fast, his breathing has gotten faster and his throat felt relatively dry.

 

Firefly_Carnelian

His palms are sweaty. Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti ! ! ! ! Apr 13 , 2019 at 2 : 44 PM

3 replies

Chunkychimney

Lose yourself is my jam

Apr 18 , 2019 at 7 : 22 AM

HilmJae24

Lose yourself is 100 but my brain

Post a comment . . .

”  Pumpkin ? can I please get another fruit bowl ? “ Ana asks sweetly making Will stop arguing with me to turn his head towards the pretty girl who was now pouting out her lower lip showing the empty bowl. Will blinks dumbfounded before smiling widely and standing up.

” yes yes of course, how many ? I’ll get two for you hold on. “ Will said before walking away .

” whipped. “ I called after him.

” MC . . . . . “  calls in a small voice. and this was where I realized I’m fucked.

because when I turned my head to look, there were already pouting, their eyes glossy and their lip wobbling. ” I finished my pudding cup . . . . “ spoke sniffling softly.

” wait here, I’ll go get some for you do you want chocolate ? I’ll get you every single flavor hold on. “ I say and stand up walking the same direction as Will did.

Does two exchanges looks before exchanging a high-five and laughing.

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STORY TIME

” Okay guys. Come in “ the secretary lady opened the door and led the boys in. They walked in, sat down on chairs and got judging looks by their parents immediately. Jimin’ s mother started crying, Namjoon’s father shook his head disappointed, Taehyung’s mother and father looked at wedding rings and compared which one suited Jungkook’s hair color the best, Jungkook’s father wasn’t there and his mother only sat there a little confused.

” Where’s Yoongi’s parents ? ” someone asked. ” Oh, my parents left the country because they took part in some illegal actions with the Mafia ” explained shortly. ” They’re the real badasses around the world “ he explained proudly.

” So you never see them ? ” Jimin asked worriedly. ” You can celebrate Christmas with me and my Mom “ he offered softly. His mother only cried out even louder.

Yoongi chuckled and patted his shoulders. “ If I get that ass as a present, yeah sure. “

” Okay, stop ! ! ! “ the principal yelled out. ” Mrs Park stop crying. Yoongi what the actual fuck, why are you here if your parents are criminals and Mr and Mrs Kim, stop looking at wedding stuff ! ! ! “

” Dad, I have an appointment. Hurry up. “ Jin rolled his eyes.

” So, we’re gathered here today because those kids did not follow the rules. Not only once but several times and this isn’t the way to go. We do not support gay relationships on campus, neither do we support excessive partying and having sex with other students. “

 Taehyung raised his hand.

” No. ” The principal brushed him off and continued. ” As a matter of fact, those kids keep messing up their reputation and the peaceful atmosphere of this college. And we need to do something against it, so I suggest to suspend them for two weeks and not let them take their exams . . Well or they can take part in a special social program offered by our school”

Taehyung raised his hand.

” Taehyung won’t be suspended. ”

” Wait I wanna be suspended ! ! ! That’d mean no exams ! ” Taehyung pouted but the principal ignored him.

Jimin‘s mother was still crying. ” Why are you crying Mrs Park ? ” the principal asked worriedly because the woman didn’t stop crying.

” My baby lost his virginity and he didn’t even tell me or introduced his boyfriend ” she sobbed, got up and ran out. Jimin inhaled deeply. ” I didn’t even – – ” he started but the principal pointed on the door. ” Go cheer your mom up and introduce your boyfriend. You’ll clean the school yard for a week, that’s your punishment. “

Jimin wanted to argue but he let go of it once Yoongi grabbed his hand and dragged him outside.

However, Jin glanced at the clock and then got up ” Sorry Dad. Gotta go and get my nails done. Love ya “ he said and walked out. The principal ruffled his hair in frustration. Nothing went the way he planned and he felt as if he wouldn’t be able to control his own college. ” Well. Namjoon, you’ll get Hoseok’s snake finally out of this place. I really hate snakes. That’s your punishment. “

” I can’t steal his snake. “

” Sure you can. “

Namjoon rolled his eyes and then left the room as well. Now it was only Jungkook who still had nothing to do. ” Hm. I guess you’re our best student, it’d be a great lecture for you if you’d have to retake your best class. Which is . . let me take a look – ” he looked through his computer and then smiled.

” Ah great. You’ll be suspended from the geography class and retake it during summer break. That’s it. You can go now. “

 

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Top Comments

NYEW _ 905 Mar 18 , 2017 | Report

TOP *Takes a snap for wallpaper* *Sees the lump in his pants* *Hopes mom will mistake it for something else and take the risk of making it her wallpaper* *Mom comprehends the lump in his pants* *She immediately begins to walk to the kitchen smiling* *In total fear, 1.Mom hates cooking 2.Mom loves violence 3.A lot of sharp knives in the kitchen* FIRST IMPULSE: RUN !!! ( – – ) ( – – )

catlover123 Mar 18 , 2017 | Report

TOP  lord jesus christ ok i was NOT expecting this

Milkofsatan Mar 18 , 2017 | Report

TOP  well then-

95 %

[ Friends ]

Blue_ribbon

HI

Yougood

hi

why r u screaming

Blue ribbon

IDK

Chocochip

turn off caps lock idiot

also he’s probably screaming cuz he let slip that he thinks ur cute

*

*

[ private chat ]

Blue _ ribbon

UR BOYFRIEND IS A SNITCH

TheKing

HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND

 

97 % 9 : 47 AM

The Survivors >

CLARKIE #1

Clarkie #1 ‘ s 3 step guide to looking like an idiot:

1 . Walk up to vending machine

2 . Pull out Clarke card

3 . Look like an idiot

CLARKIE #2

( FYI , you set yourself up for this one )

CLARKIE #1

Yes

CLARKIE #2

Clarkie #1 ‘ s guide to looking like an idiot :

1 . Exists

CLARKIE #1

Hmmmmm

CLARKIE #2

You set yourself for it

I take no blame

CLARKIE #3

I feel like I’m always taking a note form the Clarkie #1 ‘s guide, it’s my handbook when doing anything

CLARKIE #2

Noooooo

 

 

( O ) Send a chat          ļ

 

68 %

chubbychim added the king, yourjustin, hope and 3 others

chubbychim named the group chat the stupid kids ( except Chim )

chubbychim

hey guys ! !

I made a group chat 😀

disastrous

we can tell

chubbychim

🙁

the king

AW

THAT’S ACTUALLY SMART

WELL DONE CHIM

chubbychim

that’s why the gc’s name is stupid kids & chim

 

71 %

UnGod hope this picture will make people smile

angel @UnGod AWWWW

UnGod @angel because it made me want to throw my phone out of the window

angel @UnGod .

the king @UnGod I think you will forever be the outsider

UnGod @the king wtf no. I’m a really sociable person

HopeHoop @UnGod you hit me with a rock yesterday

UnGod @HopeHoop I’m a really sociable person with everyone except you

HopeHoop @ UnGod my friends love me. : (

 

95 %

BFF

u guys are all too kind

she accept the compliments

ME

u shared three pictures of me today

none of which I gave u permission to share

BFF

its ok u dont mind

ME

excuse u

BFF

im doing this 4 your own good

hope

* sips tea *

Handsome _ face

* sips grande iced sugar – free vanilla latte with soy milk because I don’t like tea *

 

94 %

Chocochip

ok this has been fun and all but i gotta go

TheKing

whys that ?

Chocochip

ive got class i need to get to

Blue _ ribbon

no u dont

hope

no u dont

ME

ive also got a class

Handsome _ face

no u dont

BFF

no u dont

wait how would u know

Handsome _ face

We have the same classes

 

13 %

Tea

Ok, be4 u say anything ik I’m stupid

Yanitor

Just explain yourself you incompetent frequency actuated rectal tremor

94 %

Handsome _ face

y would i tell u ?

also if u were paying attention we both said we were music majors or were u too distracted by their face to notice

Blue _ ribbon

the picture was after the introduction nice try also no i just forget things easily that’s all

TheKing

but u have a gr8 memory

[ private chat ]

Blue _ ribbon

do we need to have a talk

TheKing

no im sorry

 

63 %

Ana

what messages ?

nam74

Jºnº )J ⏜

Ana

im just kidding ! !

take your table back

nam74

* takes the table back and smiles *

ok bby

Ana

do you honestly like me

nam74

im throwing the fucking table again

Ana

staappppp

you make me nervous OK

I like you too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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yourjustin I’ve been staring at my phone for at least 30 minutes and I still can’t find a good caption

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chubbychim bitch u look so good

yourjustin @ chubbychim LOOK WHO’s TALKING

disastrous @ yourjustin @ chubbychim u two literally acting like teenage girls

chubbychim @ disastrous I WAS ONE IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE

disastrous @ chubbychim uh . . . . ok

” Are you really going to cock block your friend ? They have plans with their man and you’re just going to interrupt them like that ? Shame on you, cock blocker. Shame on you. “

My BFF’s mouth dropped open at dumy’s words. That hurt worse than being called a brat. He couldn’t cock block his best friend.

” Fine ! I’ll go with you. “ He responded as he let go of them.

He gave his friend a quick hug and then he bent over to their crotch to scream. ” I’m not cock blocking you ! I’m setting your cock free ! Be free cock ! Be free ! “

” Holy shit. You need to take him away. Now. “ they said with a red face.

I couldn’t contain my laughter any longer and I bursted into almost tears. ” Come on. ” I said grabbing his arm.

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The Survivors >

CLARKIE #1

someBODY once told me

CLARKIE #2

The world is gonna roll me

CLARKIE #3

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

CLARKIE #4

She was looking kind of dumb

CLARKIE #1

With her finger and her thumb

CLARKIE #2

In the shape of an L on her forehead

CLARKIE #3

Well

CLARKIE #4

the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

CLARKIE #1

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

CLARKIE #2

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

CLARKIE #3

Your brain gets smart but your head what dumb

CLARKIE #4

* gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see

CLARKIE #1

So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets ?

CLARKIE #3

You’ll never know if you don’t go

CLARKIE #1

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

 

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134 Comments

On their journey through the box, the older was met with a couple more stuffed animals, for example Nugget the elephant, Lord Snizzle The First ( a donkey ), Chicken the bunny and Honeypoosugarpie the lion ( which also was a music box ).

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triple _ Love

I know someone who named their dog Chicken and she’s vegan . . . . so is her dog

Dec 14, 2018 at 8:02 AM

AprilAvaLuvsTaehyung

* Immediately thoughts of Jungkook fighting a chicken . . – or jungkook is being a chicken *

Jan 19, 2019 at 12:18 AM

Nova _ Bright

I am now inspired to buy a bunny stuffy

Jan 24, 2019 at 12:18 AM

illFuck YouAnytime

My Friend calls me nachos

Mar 31, 2019 at 10:34 PM

Ixstlxser

Chicken the bunny

May 17, 2019 at 3:30 AM

Squiggle Tea

DICKEN THE MOTHER FUCKING KOOKIE

May 28, 2019 at 4:57 PM

Kookie _ Crumb

I had to read this shit like 10 times to understand

 

” It won’t hatch. It’s an egg to eat, not to breed ” the older tried to explain. ” Just open it up and eat it, it’s ok. “

” No ! “ the younger insisted still, turning his body away and hugging the egg even closer to his chest. There was a moment of silence, an amused smirk lingering on the older’s lips as he watched his kid be so protective over an already cooked egg.

That was until a loud crack broke this silence and the younger’s whole pjs were covered in egg yolk and egg white. He slowly turned to the older with a mortified expression as he looked down at the broken eggshells in his hands.

The older held back a laugh but panicked as he noticed the smaller’s eyes getting glossy and his bottom lip trembling.

” Oh my, it’s ok – “

” I KILLED IT ! “

62 % 9 : 49 AM

Waste of 02

Want to go out for lunch in a bit ?

Devil

No

Waste of 02

Ru just going to sulk in your apartment forever ?

Devil

Yes

Waste of 02

U literally do that at school 2

This is how u’ve been for the last 2 weeks: wake up, sulk. Sit down, sulk. Stand up, sulk. Drink, sulk.

CHANGE IT UP A BIT

Devil

sulk

🙁

Waste of 02

Aaaaaaaaaaa

I’m coming over with food and I’m making you do it

Devil

No

The food yes, but the other part no

Seriously

Waste of 02

Fine, I won’t make you do it until your sulking is at full max

Devil

Psh, as if that’ll happen

[ Read 2 : 45pm ]

 

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25 Comments

” Yeah, why not. ” He agreed.

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rosewdw

YOU

Jul 22, 2019 at 7 : 37 AM

rosewdw

GONE

Jul 22, 2019 at 7 : 37 AM

rosewdw

INSANE ? ? ?

Jul 22, 2019 at 7 : 37 AM

do _ u _ kno

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get killed

Yesterday at 10 : 21 AM

Tea

Maybe I shud volunteer to satisfy his needs

Hoe

Do u not learn ?

Jimmie

Ru trying to lose some maxillary and mandibular ? 😊

Tea

I was ofc only kidding 😰

It seems your partner is rubbing off on you

Keaton Patti ☑️

@ KeatonPatti

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page.

HORROR MOVIE

EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK

An OLD MAN cuts the grass by stabbing it with an ax. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It is Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluids and die oft.

TEEN 1

old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young times.

OLD MAN

I am caretaker. I care. Do not stay in house. Kitchen is a monster. Witch la basement. Beds are ghosts. Sink hates priests. TV is a book.

TEEN 2

Get buried. You are a waste of age !

Teen 2 in the state jerk. His college major la Vodka Law.

TEEN 3

Maybe we leave ? This place gives me the crepes.

TEEN 4

Stop acting chicken. Your Virginity is making you a bird, as usual.

The house door swings open. A little girl comes out orphanly.

TEEN 2

Your sobriety is not appreciated.

Teen 2 throws a can of gin at the little girl. The little girl turns into a TEXAS CHAINSAW but is still orphan.

TEXAS CHAINSAW

Die, y’all. Houston Dallas.

Teen 3 makes a scream. Teen 4 makes a Scream 2. The Texas Chainsaw cuts oft Teen 2’s body. His blood says hi to all.

TEEN 1

NO! Teen 2 needs a body to drink.

Teen 3 calls 911 but a Frankenstein answers and is upset.

OLD MAN

Run into the car. Got! I end this.

Teen 1 and Teen 3 run into house. Teen 4 runs into chainsaw.

OLD MAN ( CONT’D )

That is not the car.

It was in the kitchen where his mother proceeded to yell at him about earlier events. The mint haired boy just stared at both of them listening intently to the woman, he, of course, didn’t understand a lot of what she was saying.

Many thoughts ran through his mind like, what was sex? What was inserting your weewee into another guy’s butt? What’s a weewee? What’s a butt ?

A lot didn’t make sense to him at all, but he still listened.

47 % 22 : 39 PM

BFF

Hey

Hey

Heeeeeeeeey

Me

Yes ? Did something happen ?

BFF

Yes🤧

Me

What ? What’s wrong ?

BFF

I miss you

Me

🐸…..

I miss you too

31 % 5 : 39

20 Comments

” YOU ALMOST HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT ME ? ! “

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Addicted

IM SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW

Jul 3, 2019 at 6 : 33 AM

lilmeowmeowgopowpow

Fuk

Jul 14, 2019 at 2 : 35 AM

Suppie

I am currently hitting my head off the wall : )

Jul 17, 2019 at 8 : 40 PM

Kenlie0410

Yell louder so the whole building could hear you why don’t ya ?

Jul 17, 2019 at 8 : 40 PM

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ibighit _ didnt _ pixalate

That would be amazing, ONE OF US WILL FINALLY HANG WITH BTS AMD 911 WON’T BE CALLED

My_bias

wtf happened that caused 911 to be called

ibighit _ didnt _ pixalate

that’s not the point

55 % 9 : 07 AM

Frogman

I’m being serious

how do I get them to notice me

Bella

send a photo of your ass

Che

PLEASE HIS PANCAKE ASS

WHEEZING

I COULD WRITE ON HIS ASS

ITS SO FLAT

Frogman

sorry last time I checked you were practically eating fucking paper for an ass because they have nothing

Che

 

61 % 16 : 28 PM

Jim

Hmm

I live in Seoul

But I’m from Busan

That’s all you’re getting from me

Mary

and that’s all I wanted to get from you

I live in Daegu

Jim

I know

Mary

You know ?

How

Wtf

You’re the crazy murderer

Not me

Omg

I need to move

Like

Rn

And

You’re probably like outside

If I look out my window

are you there?

Jim

you left it public on your profile

 

57 % 22 : 22 PM

STORY TIME

Minie💕

@Minie

AAAJAKXHWkxnwizk

23 / 06 / 2019, 22 : 49

1 Retweet 12 Likes

Beta @Jno 14s

Questionable🤔

Mely @JK 6s

@Jno just like his existence

 

[ Friends #1 ]

Will

what goes on

Iamdaddy

SPILL

BFF

IM STUPID

Me

yeah wbk but what HAPPENED tho

BFF

Whore

I accidentally sent… a picture to…

Me

And you called ME the whore ? ?

Will

JSHAKXHAK. YOU WAt

Iamdaddy

YES QUEEN GET UR MAN

BFF

NO

he probably hates me wtffff

 

[ Friends #2 ]

Iamdaddy

Omg u know what u should do

Me

DONT listen to any of his advice plz

Iamdaddy

SHUT UP WHORE

YX

wat should i doo

Iamdaddy

Do the same thing they did

Me

YES ” ACCIDENTALLY ” SEND THEM A PIC

Iamdaddy

u literally told him not to listen to me

Me

And ? ?

[ 4 MIN LATER ]

Alex

@Stow

that idea is stupid

24 / 06 / 2019, 14 : 51

3 Likes

Mely @JK 1m

Ur literally scrolling thru ur pics rn

Alex @Stow 51s

@ JK I SAID IT WAS STUPID NOT THAT I WASNT GONNA DO IT

Beta @Jno 10s

oh god plz b careful

 

[ 5 MIN LATER AND ANOTHER PLANET]

Minie💕

@Minie

IM AT FUCKIGN MCDONALDS AND JUST DIED

24 / 06 / 2019, 16 : 07

3 Retweet 26 Likes

Sara @baby 2m

what happend ? ?

[ private chat ]

Will

Mon 24 Jun, 16 : 16

BFF

АААААААА

ABSOAHSKZBQKDHOSVS

SKGSIXDHIS

Will

BITCH WHAT

WHAT GOES ON

BFF

Y ISENT ME ANOI YIRE OFNHISNFICKA SN IM DYINF

Will

BITCH ENGLISH

BFF

Y SENF ME A PICTURE OF HIS DUCK SND IM AT MCDONALDS GETTIGN UT FOOD WHAT THE FUCK

Will

His duck🤔

He had me wear leather pants, and they stuck to me like a second skin.

An annoyance really.

” So you killed cat woman and stole her clothes ? “ I grumble, glaring at myself and the horrendous piece of material that they really expects me to wear.

Who do they think I am ? A private dancer ?

 ” Come on, you look hot ! “ they exclaimed. I don’t look hot, I look naked !

” I look like a hired male stripper ! “

97 % 8 : 10 AM

” What did I tell you about scaring the customers ? ”

” Same thing I told you about putting me on barista duty. Don’t do it. “

[1] Life is about finding balance

50 % Namaste

50 % Fuck You

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