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How to stay sane in subzero weather

“Baby, it’s cold outside.”

No truer words have ever been spoken. Following two days of subzero temperatures, Clarke has delayed and canceled classes within the second week of school. Due to the fact that there’s no way to go outside without turning into human ice sculpture, we thought we’d give you some ideas of what to do while holed up in your dorm, apartment, or (hopefully) warm home.  Stock up on those canned goods, bundle up in your parkas, and steel yourselves for the cold snap!

  • Movie Marathon: Pop some popcorn, kick back, and relax! Invite friends and roommates, vote on a series, and begin your epic movie marathon.  There are tons of franchises to choose from– from Harry Potter to Marvel, DC to Hunger Games, or, if you’re desperate, Twilight.

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  • Read: Yes, people still do that for fun. A good book can teleport you away for hours. Its quick entertainment, and you don’t even need to plug it in to charge! Unless, of course, you read on a tablet or computer. This could be the time to reread books you’d forgotten you loved. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into a new genre! Grab a blanket and a warm drink, curl up in your bed, and get lost in your story.

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  • Game Night: Plug in that Xbox, pull out that game board, and shuffle that deck. Enjoy having a fun night of gaming, whether it’s taking your friends’ cash in a game of poker or battling it out on Fortnite. Unleash your competitive side and play to win!

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  • Homework: You laugh now, but getting ahead on your studies will allow you to actually relax in your short time off. Despite the fact that classes were canceled, teachers have been asked to provide work to students that could serve as replacement for class time. Clear up your schedule so you aren’t rushing at the last minute!

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  • Art: Dance, sing, paint, draw, knit, or do something else creative! Stop using the left side of your brain for a moment and explore a new way to express yourself. Sometimes, you need to stop thinking so literally in order to allow yourself to see things in a new light. Find friends to be inspired with and see what you can create!

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These two days off might not have seemed like much in comparison to the month long vacation of Christmas break, but they’re still a treat! Make sure your time spent indoors isn’t wasted. Stay safe, stay entertained, and above all, stay warm!

 

 

By Maggie Christianson

How long does it take to cook a turkey in the microwave? The answer is: you don’t

Thanksgiving—an entire holiday dedicated to turkey, football, and Macy’s. Since we’re just on the verge of taking a break from school to head back home for the holidays, we thought it’d be appropriate to address the internet’s most recent trend. About a week ago, a new meme emerged on Twitter, highlighting the exasperated nature of mothers nationwide. An enormous number of young adults sent loving messages to their moms asking how they might cook a 25lb Butterball turkey in the microwave. Seems like a fantastic idea, right?

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Of course, no young adult is actually attempting to nuke an entire bird till it’s cooked through. This meme is more about the frighteningly similar responses of each of these college student’s mothers. The reactions range from concerned to deeply disappointed.

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One of our own editors attempted this harmless prank and sent a message to her mom. Only minutes later, our editor was FaceTiming with her mother, receiving a firm reprimand. While there is nothing more powerful than a mother’s love, it seems that a Butterball turkey in the microwave might be the breaking point of a mother’s patience.

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Have you attempted this viral turkey prank? If so, send us the screenshots of your parent’s responses on Twitter @TheClarkeCrux!

by Staff

Already missing Halloween? Here’s a list of our favorite horror movies that will help keep the spooky spirit alive!

Though we’ve just left the Halloween season in the dust, that doesn’t mean we have to give up any and all things spooky and scary! Horror, to me, is one of the most interesting film genres, though it doesn’t get near as much love as films that fit into boxes like romance and comedy. Many may think horror movies are corny, dumb, or just downright disturbing– and sometimes, they are! But despite these preconceptions, it’s still possible to find enjoyment in a scary movie every now and then. Below, I’ve compiled a list of my all-time favorite horror movies. Some are merely slivers of a larger series of films—others are standalones. That’s not to say the series as a whole isn’t good, but these films in particular are the best of their counterparts! Beware of spoilers in the descriptions of each movie!

  1. Paranormal Activity (2007)
  • I have to say that I’ve never found these movies to be truly scary. They’ve startled me a couple of times, but I’ve never been clinging to my seat with my heart in my throat. I remember watching this film for the first time. The concept of telling a story through security cameras was groundbreaking, and to this day, I can’t think of another movie that accomplishes this style as well as Paranormal Activity did. It’s a great movie to watch curled up with friends in the winter weather!

 

  1. Scream (1996)
  • Scream has become the pinnacle of 90’s horror– calling out dumb tropes, being self-aware of its own ridiculousness, and giving the horror genre a number of iconic scenes, Scream is commonly known as one of the most widely known slasher flick of all time.

 

  1. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
  • While The Nightmare Before Christmas isn’t at all a traditional horror feature, it surely has a number of scary or spooky moments that could leave anyone with chills. Done in the style of claymation, the chilling setting and movement of the characters sets a tone that is sure to put a shiver down your spine. And, with Christmas fast approaching, it’s a perfectly appropriate film to watch by a fire with a cup of cocoa in hand!

 

  1. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
  • The Purge franchise tends to get a lot of flack—many say the kills are over the top, and the plots aren’t well crafted, but I want to give the series some credit. When the Purge came out, I was pretty dissatisfied. There were some good moments, but overall, I thought the movie wasn’t anything spectacular. However, when Purge: Anarchy came out, I was astounded how different the sequel felt to the original. To go from a fight in the house of a rich person to people defending themselves on the street gives the audience a neat view on how the premise of the Purge works. The Purge: Anarchy was the first movie I have seen which changes the entire premise of the series halfway through.

 

  1. The Thing (1981)
  • This movie, while it isn’t at the top of the list, is one of my all-time favorites! The Thing is a film which is unafraid to develop layers in both character and plot. The concept of aliens is always a fun one to explore, and The Thing does so with vigor. There is so much we don’t know about space, and The Thing takes full advantage of that lack of knowledge. This movie tests the trust of everyone, relying on the build of paranoia in audiences rather than jump scares or gore. The entire premise of this movie is that an alien can transform into any living thing, so no one knows if a person is who they say. Setting up that suspense and never settling down makes this a great horror movie.

 

  1. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
  • This movie is a jewel in the sand of horror movies. Night of the Living Dead was one of the first movies to establish the zombie theme in horror, and I think it’s the only one that has done it right since its original release. The film itself has a controversial history behind it, being that it was one of the first movies of to have a black lead protagonist. (Spoilers ahead!) This black lead also had one of the most controversial deaths in cinema, being shot at the end of the movie for seemingly no reason. Did the shooter believe Ben, the black character played by actor Duane Jones, think he was a zombie, or did he have quiet racist intentions? This question is never answered, which leads watchers to delve into some introspection after the credits start rolling.

 

  1. Halloween (1978)
  • Being one of the titans of the horror genre, Halloween, similarly to Paranormal Activity, is considered a classic! This film was the first to establish the monster that is Michael Myers, making this antagonist a household names to both those who love and hate horror. I give major credit to John Carpenter for his tremendous work during this movie and the others of the series, as well as Jamie Lee Curtis for giving us in the audience such a chilling performance.

 

  1. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
  • So, I’m breaking the one rule I set up for myself, which is to not include more than one film from a single series, but for good reason! This movie has never felt like a true sequel to Halloween, in my opinion. What gives this movie an edge over the original Halloween is that the plot of this movie is gruesome, much more gruesome than the first two of the series. To sum up the plot, a man sells a few masks to some local children and on Halloween night, he attempts to use a stone from Stonehenge for a Celtic ritual which will melt the heads off all the kids wearing the masks. While to some the concept may sound ridiculous, to a kid who still finds joy in dressing up on Halloween, this is terrifying. I’ve been afraid of wearing masks for years, and watching this movie again still terrifies me. A great flick to watch if you’re already missing the Halloween season!

 

  1. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
  • It’s hard to describe to people why I love this movie, but I’m going to try. I think what puts this movie over the other Nightmare on Elm Streets is that this movie lets Freddy have fun, or as much fun a psychotic supernatural killer can have. I think a lot of his most memorable kills from the franchise come from this movie. You have a girl being electrocuted through a television, another being injected with poison filled syringes, and a kid being thrown off a building after being strung up like a puppet by his tendons. It sets itself apart from the others by playing loose with the rules of reality for Freddy, and I think that makes the film all the more entertaining. Freddy doesn’t have to make sense because in the world of Elm Street, it’s Freddy that makes the rules.

 

  1. Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter
  • The Friday the 13th films were the first I ever watched as a kid. I remember being terrified yet amazed by the killer that is Jason Vorhees. He goes from being a killer living in Crystal Lake to an immortal being to killing in Manhattan to being sent off to space. This man/supernatural monster/psycho killer has seen it all! Now, while I do love the entire franchise, part 4 takes the place of my number one pick because of one character alone. Tommy Jarvis. (Spoilers ahead!) In the beginning of The Final Chapter, Tommy starts as an innocent nerd, but after witnessing all of the evil committed by Jason, he snaps and kills Jason himself. Yes, he kills Jason! The twist of having a seemingly defenseless nerd murder the famous antagonist is brilliant and shocking.

 

Was one of your favorite horror flicks not included on this list? Let us know! We at the Crux would love to hear your opinions on what you like to watch when you find yourself missing the Halloween season.

By Dane Shaull

5 Things To Do If You’re Single on V-Day

By: Maggie Christianson

Let’s be real, Valentine’s Day is for chocolates, roses and romantic dinners with that special someone. How sweet. If you’re me, however, you could care less for this holiday because you are single and your date is a box of chocolates with the disgusting cherry filling. Over the many of years of being single, I have perfected the best way to enjoy my Valentine’s day by showing myself a little love. Here are my top 5  activities I like to do on the most romantic day of the year.

  • Do a little shopping.

I’ve been working hard, I should treat myself, right? Absolutely! Nothing big and flashy, but maybe that cute tee you have been eyeing for a while now. Think of it as a good job reward. Something that will remind you that “Hey, your special, so get something special.”

  • Pamper yourself.

I don’t know about you, but I stress myself out like crazy. Between school, sports and my own personal projects, my mind and body are always sore. To counter that daily stress, give yourself a chance to get pampered. Valentine’s day is the perfect day to do so, whether it’s putting on a face mask or painting your nails, allow yourself to decompress and chill.

  • Romantic Comedy

I enjoy a good laugh and love story, so I enjoy Valentine’s day by popping in a movie. It doesn’t have to be a romantic comedy, just something you enjoy that makes you smile. This year’s top two picks for me is 10 things I hate about you (Highly recommend) or Deadpool (Because I can).

  • Storybook time

I am always reading new books and traveling to new places. It’s the best way to unwind and relax. Find a comfy corner, your bed, couch or futon. Then get a bunch of pillows and blankets, and finally curl up in your nest. Pick a book you haven’t read before, or one you love. Allow yourself to escape for a little bit. You’ll feel refreshed after (Unless you choose the an intense book. Then you’re in trouble.)

  • Share the love

If you see someone down, give them a smile, or offer them a hug. Pass someone some candy to show how sweet they are. I always go out of my way to give someone a smile and hug a friend because everyone deserves a little bit of love, not just those happy couples.

 

How did you spend your Valentines Day? Did you try any of these out? Let us know in the comments or tweet us at @TheClarkeCrux !

Quick After Class Halloween Costumes With Makeup

Check out this video by Maggie Christianson and Lauryn Pritchard if you woke up this morning with the realization that you have no costume for the holiday. These makeup tutorials will help you with that last second Halloween costume, using the materials you already have in your room (and maybe from a quick Target run).